Ron is a 67-year-old man from Arizona who would ride his bicycle to his brother’s house every weekend. It usually took him 2 hours, and he always made it there…

1. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little…

Husband Questions Jealous husband: my wife where are you? Wife: at home love. Husband: are you sure? Wife: yes Husband: turn on the blender. Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee Husband:…

There are some people who are born with a natural ability to sell and others who develop that ability over time. In fact, you might sometimes hear that a person…

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.”…

An elderly man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her…

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through…

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy…

Little Johnny is at recess playing on the playground when he sees his dad drive into the woods next to the school. Curious as to what his dad was doing,…

Three ants take shelter from the rain in somebodies bathroom. The first ant says, “ I’m going to sleep in the sink” The second ant says, “ I’ll sleep in…